CSA Events

Biscuit Baron Grand Opening!
Alright Event planners, Biscuit Baron, a holding of TaggeCorp, Has been gently compelled by the Direx board to send aid to the refugees of this latest conflict. In compliance, the flagship Biscuit Baron on Kalla (Etti IV? I'd like to use Kalla) Is having a photo-op meet and greet for their freakish mascot the Biscuit Baron, their corporate leaders, the Direx Board, and other CSA dignitaries (in addition to the obligatory horde of children delighted to meet the stunningly awful Baron). However, the BB people are none too thrilled with being forced to fall in line. It's a night of brittle compliments and potential tempers. Shakir was good enough to provide us with this advertisement for the company: Tired of spending all your credits at those overrated reservation-only restaraunts? Sick of eating space rations wherever you go? Are you looking for a nice, quiet place to take the family? Then the Biscuit Baron is your kind of place! Our menu combines flavors from all across the galaxy, and takes less time to prepare your food than it does for you to decide which succulant meal you'll try this time! If you haven't eaten at the Biscuit Baron, then you haven't eaten! Our faster-than-hyperspace galaxy-renowned chefs are always happy to fulfil anyone's request. So if you're tired of getting all glittered up and waiting a life-time for your meal, then bring your family and friends to the Biscuit Baron, filling empty stomachs faster than the speed of light! What do we need to do? Well for starters, should there be an actual conflict? We'll need an NPC to play a slightly disturbed mascot. We also need an event Press Release. Will we take a ship and actually go somewhere to deliver? That would be better I think though it would require our NPC mob of refugees barfing up the fatty food. Other ideas? Let's get this ball rolling!